Jesus and Holy Profit

EVER wondered how much it costs to
summon Jesus?
Well, if you are a club owner you will
have to dig deep - £55,000 deep - for a
90-minute DJ set from MADONNA's
fella JESUS LUZ.
The Brazilian hunk is offering to spin
the wheels of steel for a bargain £611
a minute.
I reckon £11 of that is for his skills and
£600 for his missus, who his agent is
promising will attend as an added
bonus.
The fee strikes me as a lot of wedge
for a bloke who has only been doing
the job for a year.