Posh goes hopping in Paris

VICTORIA BECKHAM's ability to around in treacherously high stilettos in normally equal to her husband skill at bending a ball into the net.But,during a visit to Paris on Thursday,her hells finally got the better of her.After visiting mega department store galleries lafayette,she returned to her hotel with a shoe down.Posh is due to fly back to LA this weekend to be reunited with her son and David.Earlier,the LA Galaxy star flew into his adopted home town with pal GORDON RAMSAY.

Amy's after you Olly!

The rehab singer,26,thinks Essex lad Olly is a dead singer for ex-boyfriend Alex Haynes.Amy's dad Mitch revealed her secret on Tv show which is on website live.He explained"she said to me:I love him dad.She really like his looks.He looks a bit like her old ex Alex."But Amy is tipping Stacey Solomon to win and was furious when Simon Cowell compared her to a wedding singer.Mitch added:Amy loves Stacey.

Beyonce exec checks N-Dubz

I squeezed behind the mixing desk at London's shephered's Bush Empire with MAX GOUSSE,one of the top men at Def Jam,to see DAPPY ,TULISA and FAZER treat fan's to a killer set.I've been to few gigs this year that have so crackled with excitement and that have had such a diverse audience.Squeezed into the concert hall were shrieking,hysterical teens,giddy teenagers and a fair number of twenty something fans united in their admiration for three young Londoners who have come from nowhere to conquer the music scene in 2009."We never had a pot to **** in,"announces Dappy,while sporting a reliably ridiculous hat,"But thanks to you lot,it's all changed.Number 1 and strong again,which featured CHIPMUNK,were rendered with muscle while Mr Hudson's contribution to current single playing with fire was incendiary.Papa can you hear me brought tears to many an eye before a triumphant need.You signalled the end of a starling shift.

Umaga's final flight with Britney Spear

The pop singer bumped into the former WWE Wrestle Mania headliner when they shared a flight from Australia to America.Britney-now back in LA-remembered Umaga from a wrestling story line he was part of with her ex-husband Kevin Federline and John Cena on Raw.She was returning from a series of concerts down under,where the grappler had also been in action is part of the Hulkamania tour.His last was on November 28 against Ken Anderson in Sydney.The wrestling observer reports:"After the match,Fatu returned to the US on a flight with both Ric Flair and Britney Spears.Spear recognised him even before Flair,telling him she knew him for when he worked with her ex-husband."Umaga,real name Edward Fatu,died of a heart attack a week later,aged just 36.He was due to return to the WWE in January,subject to passing a drug test.He was fired in june for falling foul of the company's wellness policy and refusing to go to rehab.The WWE have been criticised by fans for not marking his passing at all on this week's raw.There was no video tribute on graphic with many assuming Vince mc Mahon's group are trying to distance themselves from the large number of grapplers who have died young.However some wrestlers-including Chris Jericho and Primo Colon wore black arm bands in Umaga's honour.

Li-lo's private party

The mean girl actress in an array of edgy poses for Muse earlier this week.And now here's an even raunchier batch -taken from video released by snapper.Yu Tsai under the title Lindsay's private party and put on his website.She poses topless while lighting a cigarette in one shot and is snapped lying down with a male model covering her modesty in another.The troubled star is no stranger to saucy shoots.She recreated MARILYN MONROE's last sitting shoot for New York magazine last year,which again saw her pose in a variety of nude shots.It seems the actress once dubbed lazy Lohan might have finally found her calling ....

Walcott on the write....

The Arsenal and England winger,20,has been snapped up by a top book publisher after he penned two stories for fun about a hero school boy....who happen to be a soccer wonder kid.His inspirational tales-poised to hit shelves next april-were last night hailed as "full of action and passion,Theo who is working on turning the book into a series,confessed last night that the adventures of school new boy Tj mirror his own life.He grinned:"many of my experience as a young footballer will be relieved by TJ in the stories.The winger whose school nickname was TJ and who scored more than 100 goals in his one amateur season for AFC Newbury -is hoping his books will prove to be rip-roaring yarns that also appeal to girls.His passion is to get kids reading.Gunner starlet Theo-who was just it when he got his England call-up-will see his book printed under the Corgi label.His already proud of mum lynn is over joyed.Philippa Dickinson,boss of Random House children's books said."Theo is incredibly talented.We are thrilled."A source said:"it is every kids dream to be to be selected to play for then country because Theo managed it so young he is a huge inspiration to kids everywhere.

Beck's farewell to his grandad

England hero Becks asked spurs to hold the event for life-long supporter JOE WEST,who died last week.David,34,was supported by wife VICTORIA,35,who flew in from LA.To honour his jewish grandfather.David a blue skull cap and the Tottenham Hotspur club tie both Joe's,it is believed.A family friend said:"spurs meant the world to Joe.He used to take David to the games when he was a boy.It was the one last thing David could do for his beloved grandad."Joe died aged 83 last week at his home in Islington,North London,after a long battle with cancer.

I was with my boyfriend...but fantasising about women

LADY GAGA admits she can't stop lusting after girls even when she's with a fella.Though the poker face star has never fallen in love with a woman,she's revealed all about her steaming lesbian past.So much so,sleeping with women was all she could think about the last time she dated a man,speaking on us to titan BARBARA WALTERS,she said:"i do like women.I've only been in love with men.I've never been in love with a woman.That's what (poker face)was all about...why when i was with my boyfriend,was i fantasising about women?I've had sexual relationships with women."meanwhile lady G has revealed her father cut ties with the outrageous star after he first watched her perfoming live and feared she had a screw loose.She said:"it wasn't so easy for my dad,especially in the begining ."we didn't talk for months after the first time she saw me play .My mother told me he was afraid i was mentally unstable.

Pammi's a girl about towel

The former Baywatch babe dashed around Malibu in what many would have mistaken for a towel wrapped around her body.Her unusual dress also featured a tie at the front,making it even more authentically towel-like in appearance.All that was missing was the soggy hair and the bare feet.

Russell charmed married Gwen

The body language between GWEN STEFANI and RUSSELL BRAND is appointing to one place-his lair.Thankfully for Gwen's fella,BUSH FRONTMAN,GAVIN ROSSDALE, Russ has opted for the quiet life with KATY PERRY.Russ,Gwen and Gavin met up at London's Berkeley square ball.

Ho ho Hilton's a father figure

THERE must be plenty of men who'd rather see PARIS HILTON than a podgy beauty fella coming down their chimney on Christmas Eve.The socialite is clearly feeling all festive judging by the LA launch of new siren perfume last night stepping out in a pair of stockings that drew attention to her toned legs,Paris turned the concept of cuddly St Nicks on its head.Put another way,if she decided to open her own grotto that be more men than kids queing up sit on her knee.

Busta's £45k for bottling foe fan

Rhymes,37,is accused of splashing ALEX DUNCAN with water and pelting him with two bottles after he saw him leaving one of his gigs.Mr Duncan claimed he was at the gig to see rapper fabolous and left after he failed to appear.The 32-year-old also told a court in New York,US,that he was he was punched by Rhyme's bodyguard.Rhyme's failed to turn up at any of seven hearings-prompting a judge to award the payout to Mr Duncan.A lawyer for Rhyme's-real name Trevor Smith jr-said the star missed his court appearance because he had not been properly notified.Ron Hart,who represented Mr Duncan,said:"It looks like we busted up Busta Rhyme.

Twilight fan gets bitten on neck by Vampire attack while watching New Moon

A fan of the Robert Pattinson Twilight movie was left in shock after a fellow movie-goer bit her neck in a vampire-like attack as she watched the latest film in the series,New Moon.Police in southwestern Michigan,US,are trying to track down the blood-curdling freak who they say sank his teeth into his victim during screening in a town in the state called Norton Shores at the weekend.The police decided to make the case public early this morning in a bid to get more witnesses.The suspect had been sitting in the row in front of the 17-year-old victim and a female friend at a friday night screening.Detective Lt.Timothy Lavigne tells The Muskegon Chronicle the suspect reportedly made sexual comments to the teens before the bitting occured.The bite did not break the skin,but the teen was frightened enough to call 911.

EMINEM's mum is getting hitched to her bisexual agent who once tried to sue her

DEBBIE NELSON accepted NEAL ALPERT's offer of marriage after the pair patched things following a legal battle.A friend of Alpert's told radaronline:"It's going to be a nice-sized wedding,that's for sure.When it comes to marriage it's not about the sex,it's about being with your best friend.He has always been a gentleman and respectful and never sold her out for a penny,even when he had the chance."Alpert launched a lawsuit against her fiance's last year,demanding a cut of Nelson's profits from a tell-all book about her son,my son Marshall,my son Eminem.

£21 million payrate of the carribean

Mega-star Johnny will become Hollywood's current highest-paid actor when he returns as captain Jack Sparrow for the fourth film in the series.His fee is a guaranteed minimum for the film,on Stranger Tides,but could soar even higher if it is a huge box -office hit.It places him ahead of the likes of TOM CRUISE,TOM HANKS and MEL GIBSON who command around £18 million a movie.Disney bosses have agreed to dip deep for Johnny,46,because regular co-star KEIRA KNIGHTLEY and ORLANDO BLOOM are not returning this time.GEOFFREY RUSH will again play captain Barbossa and PENELOPE CRUZ may be the female lead.A source said:The movie will feature flashbacks to Jack's early life.Johnny got £15 million for the third film,Dead Man's Chest,and stand's to collect some £50 million from the whole series.

OPRAH WINFREY is calling time on her legendary talkshow

The veteran host,arguably the most famous woman in America,will confirm her intention to quit live on her show today.TIM BENNET,the president of Winfrey's production company Harpo,said in a statement:Oprah will announce live on the Oprah Winfrey show that she has decided to end what is arguably one of the most popular ,influential and enduring programs in television history.The Oprah Winfrey show is broadcast in 145 countries and is the most popular daytime show in the US.

The superstar's family are furious that Conrad Murray has re-opened the clinic where he was working before becoming jacko's full-time physician.A family source revealed yesterday:"Five months have passed and there are still no charges despite all the evidence showing murray is responsible for Michaels death.Now he is being allow to practising medicine.It's a disgrace."Murray,56,has returned to work in Houston,Texas,as his legal bill mount up.The medic is suspected of giving 50-year-old jacko a lethal dose of powerful anaesthetic propofol at his Los Angeles home on june 25.Murray said the singer was reliant on it to sleep.Propofol is normally used to put patients under before operation.Court documents show Murray had five bottles of the drug sent from Las Vegas company to Los Angeles the month before jacko's death.Police admits there will be no charges until next year-if at all.Jackson's angry family claim cops have ignored a dossier they have compiled that they insist could help lead to Murray's prosecution.

A big ask,Rih

RIHANNA star's she's looking for a man to have fun with ,but he has to measure up the umbrella singer,who's been single since CHRIS BROWN assaulted her in february,is ready to date again.She said:"he has to be in good in bed and size matters-you know what i mean!"Inner beauty counts as well,but without a toy,it just doesn't make it fun``I wonder if big MARV from JLS gave her his number?If not,he'll kick himself.

Vampire girl's bite with Rob

The British actor,23,invited his family over to meet the 19-year-old American star of the hit vampire movies-Robert's aunt Diane Nutley said his parents Richard and Clare a got-oh hike a house on fire"with Kristen-she added:They had kept it secret because they didn't know if they were together or not then".Diane also said Robert's parents will meet with Kristen in LA this week after the premiere of Twilight:New Moon.

Kinky Beyonce is driven GaGa

No,your eyes are not deceiving you-BEYONCE KNOWLES and LADY GAGA really are clad in identical outfits.The poker face star's penchant for outrageous/bad taste attire staple glamour gear.Despite that,the unlikely duo have teamed up for a new video-wearing the same kinky white basque.GaGa looks in her element in such an attention-seeking scrap of clothing-and if Beyonce felt out of her comfort zone flashing so much flesh,she did a top job of hiding it.Even when she trades the white basque for the transparent perspex one.The quirky new yorker joined forces with Beyonce to remix her album track video phone before co-starring with her in the eye-popping accompanying promo.

Nollywood actresses and their love for soccer stars

Nollywood actress and party freak, Uche Jumbo, Stephanie Okereke, Anita Joseph and former Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria, Adaeze Igwe have one thing in common: their love for soccer stars. Curiously, Off the stage has noticed the new craze me actresses and beauty queens dating and marrying footballers some of whom are relatively unknown, including those who have never played anywhere and also those who are playing in Division 25 in outer Mongolia. It seems the in-thing now is that some actresses suddenly realized that football business is akin to the blessings of God ygias maketh rich and added no sorrow'. It's a cool and legit way me ranking in millions weekly. So, all you young and up and coming footballers fears not, because soon, beauty queens and actresses would struggle to get your attention regardless me whether you are a stark illiterate, ugly or stupid. Who Jah bless, no one curse.

No hiding place for 6-foot plus

Inspite of his sneaking into the venue with a fitted eye glasses and hat that concealed his braided hair,Six Foot Plus remains a celebrity any day,any time.At the closing ceremony of the 6th International Africa Film Festival held at Bolingo Hotels,Abuja,the Benue State born artiste pulled his lanky frame through the door,thinking nobody would recognise him,and walked stealthily through the lobby to locate his way but on sighting him,participants,hotel staff,guests and fans swooped on him and it was clicking of different types of camera all the way.The "E Don Do Me"singer who is about to shoot the video of his latest work was almost mobbed by fans before he managed to escape through the help of some friends.

Amy nose no-nos

FRIENDS and family of Amy Winehouse are trying to talk to her out of more plastic surgery - after she set her heart on having nose job.The Rehab singer,26,went under the knife last month to have her bust booted from a 32b to 32d.Now she say the tips of her nose is witch like and want it fixed.Since her boobs,she's been scrutinising her body.Everyone tells her there's nothing wrong with her nose.But Amy does nothing by halves.Now she's beaten drugs,plastic surgery must not become her next obsession.

Caught live Rìhanna

That sad,Rihanna isn't your everyday artist.For a start,she's been off duty for the best part of nine months nursing the fall-out from her vicious assault at the hands of ex-boyfriend Chris Brown.Secondly,she did what all decent comeback artists do best and thrashed out an adrenaline -fuelled,hit -crammed medley that forces fans to forget all about the nightmare that was 2009.Old favourites don't stop the music,Disturbia and Umbrella triggered the loudest response of the short -luved evening -albeit one that succesfully propelled Rihanna back to the forefront of contemporary music.But the most raucous cheers were reserved for surprise guest,her rap behemoth boss Jay-z,who demonstrated his masterful ability to get the crowd leaping of its toes for their storming rendition of Run This Town oddly Rihanna appeared most comfortable singing- and gyrating - along to new tracks Russian roullette :and hard at the Brixton academy gig.

Pam's sagging star

How the mighty have fallen.Hanging around with Joe Swash was bad,but PAMELA ANDERSON has now hit a new career low.She has a Tv date lined up with JEREMY KYLE,the man dubbed the king of Gipsies by VIC REEVES and BOB MORTIMER.Back in the nineties pammi was a telly legend thanks to the way she filled her red baywatch swimsuit playing C.J Parker.All lad of a certain age have lost valuable hours gawping at her.But she's been through some financial strife recently after blowing £3 million on her home in Malibu-and tomorrow morning will be back on ITV1 for a kyle show entitled celebrity scandal with an episode devoted to her,and no studio audience,the station promise chat.Topics covered will include her infamous sex tape,Tempestuos sex-tape,Tempestuos marriage to TOMMY LEE and KID ROCK and contracting hepatitis c.

Tuface rallies Idoma artistes for IPASS

Determined to promote the image of entertainers and bring the performing artistes from Idomaland together,some entertainer enthusiasts like Africa Queen singer,Tuface Idibia,Blackface,Terry G,Adah Ameh,Onoja Peter(Eric),Johnson Agada and Ojobo Abah Akor(playboy)are set to launch the Idoma performing artistes association(IPAAS).According to Agada,IPAAS is out to promote and enhance the skills of all artistes from Idomaland as well as support them.

Rihanna's covers are hard to beat

Hence when she's stripped seminude for her second released running.Hot on the heels of her topless cover for last single wait your turn,the sexy singer's at it again for the sleeve of new offerinp hard.This time she's concealed her modesty in a barely-there black design that draws attention to her curvy rear.Naturally,of course,there's a fair bit of Rihanna's bust on display to boot.

Mc pato ready to rule

Barely four years in the comedy world Patrick Ik Onyekaba better known as Mc pato,has been consistently carring a niche for himself the passionate humorist.Pato is also an entertainer par excellence;a motivational speaker;an educationist,a poet and a compulsive comedian with a quixotic scense of humour,renowned motivational speakers and top-rated comedians of the Federal Republic of Nigeria(MCFRN).According to Pato,he's the sage that uses his page to cage the rage and outrage of the populace in psychological bondage including,those at old age despite the shortage the shortage of minimum wage;that's why i'm comedy's total package.He has anchored and performed at several big events and has also featured on Tv/radio programme like:laugh patterns;Music,Africa comedy slot,laftmatazz,laff cafe and a host of others.As a budding actor,he has also done cameo roles in movie such as:my guy 2 and midnite blues

E.Coli Elt to leave hospital

The 62-year-old-singer had to cancel several concerts,but aim to rejoin BILLY JOEL on tour in the US on November 14.Sir Elton admitted on friday suffering from stomach cramps and vomiting,He also had flu.He has cancelled five UK and Ireland gigs and three in the US with Joel spokesman Gary Farrow said:"He doesn't like letting his fans down.But he had to this time.Sir Elton's partner DAVID FURNISH said the star was "fine''after visiting him in a Central London hospital on saturday.

Footie's THEO WALCOT splashed out on a new car for his girlfriend MELANIE SLADE's 21st birthday present-a £140,000 ferrari

The 20-year-old-Arsenal ace ordered the california model to replace the white vw Beetle he bought her three years ago,for the England winger on £60,000 a week.He and physiotherapy student Mel met at a shopping mall in southampton in 2006.She was thrust into limelight that year when Theo was selected for England's world cup squad at the age of 17.Mel had shunned the WAG lifestyle to continue her studies at university in London.But she has signed a deal with outdoor clothing brand Helly Hansen.The source added:"Mel opened a store in Manchester last week.She was asked to sign her first autograph and was really chuffed.

Tonto Dike in fresh romance

Burgeoning actress,Tonto Dike is said to be locked in a sizzling romance with a Ghananian.Tonto Dike,who dated top music producer Don jazzy,is reportedly having the time of her life with Fred Nuamah,an actor and producer who also double as manager of Ghana's International Boxing Federation(IBF)bantaweight champion,Joseph Agbeko.The lovebirds who recently denied having any amorous relationship were all over each other a couple of week ago,when Tonto was in Ghana to shoot her new movie with Young Father productions owned by Samuel Rufty of Honey Kuchi-Kuchi advert fame.On three different occasions in the middle of the night,Fred was allegedly spotted sneaking in and out of the Genesis Hotel,located off the Accra-Kasoa road,when the actress had lodged.

Beyonce postpones Malaysian show,possibly to buy time to cover her lady lumps

The Malaysian goverment requires female performers to conceal themselves from the shoulders to the knees onstage.Cleavage is also forbidden.This obviously presents major hurdles for Beyonce,who wears crotch-skimming,sparkly sculpted leopards in her current show.So how ever is she to stage a concert in the country's capital?She's postponed her Kuala Lumpur show,perhaps to figure that out.

Amy's Boob Boob

AMY WINEHOUSE sparked flash photography last night-after she busted out of her top.The Back to Black singer who recently splashed £35,000 on a boob job,gave fans an eyeful as her new 32D chest slipped out of her flowery corset.And the wardrobe malfunction almost mirrored the naked-lady tattoo on the star's arm.The slip-up was Amy's second boob off the night-after she failed to show up on time at an award bash earlier.Amy,26,was meant to present a gong to THE SPECIALS at the Q Awards at London's Grosvenor House Hotel.She disappeared when the time came but staggered on the stage just as the band were leaving-and shouted at a startle audience to"give it up for the specials``.But if you consider her track record of cancelled concerts-at least this time she couldn't be accused of a no-show.

Amy's Boob Boob

AMY WINEHOUSE sparked flash photography last night-after she busted out of her top.The Back to Black singer who recently splashed £35,000 on a boob job,gave fans an eyeful as her new 32D chest slipped out of her flowery corset.And the wardrobe malfunction almost mirrored the naked-lady tattoo on the star's arm.The slip-up was Amy's second boob off the night-after she failed to show up on time at an award bash earlier.Amy,26,was meant to present a gong to THE SPECIALS at the Q Awards at London's Grosvenor House Hotel.She disappeared when the time came but staggered on the stage just as the band were leaving-and shouted at a startle audience to"give it up for the specials``.But if you consider her track record of cancelled concerts-at least this time she couldn't be accused of a no-show.

THIS was it

Crowd gathered around the cinema across the world as the premiere of MICHAEL JACKSON film.This is it went out simultaneously in 15 cities.The much-anticipated film was assembled from 80 hours of footage of jacko rehearsing for a run of show at London's 02 Arena.Director KENNY ORTEGA has called the film"a story of a master of his craft.Michael Jackson died aged 50 on june 25,three weeks before his run of 50 sold-out in their droves to catch the first screening of the film in LA members of the Jackson family including Michael's brother MARLON,TITO and RANDY came out in support of the film.Fans gathered in leicester square to catch a glimpse of celebrities attending the 11:30pm screening.

Ikeja Allstarz rocks in December

PREPARATIONS are already in top gear as the annual show tagged Ikeja Allstarz is scheduled to hold in December.The show which debuted in November 2007 at Do It All Nite and 2008 at the New Afrika Shrine have had artiste such as Majek Fashek,Ashionye,Goldie,Yeni Kuti,Elajoe,Bigiano,Klever Jay,Illbliss,Danny Young,Sheyman and Dr Pat,Kela,Sliq Metalliqa,Oge Okoye,Fragrance,Gbenga Adeyinka,Artquake,Teddy,Koffi,Felix Duke,YQ,Dagrin,Terry G,Komo,African Wadada and of others in the movie,comedy and media in attendance.The two concert will hold first on friday11th and saturday December 12th at planet one and the The Afrika Shrine respectively with live band performance from top Nigerian artistes.In the words of Akpojotor Gbemre,CEO Of 411 Entertainment Company,organiser of the event:This year's Ikeja Allstarz is certainly going to be bigger and better.It's a two day event that lagos remember.They are raising the bar with this year's edition to give fun lovers and entertainment star a platform to network.The hype,light,the stage,sound,the live band experience,galaxy of starz and the new stars that will be made are some of the high energy experience to watch out for in this 2009 edition.

Timaya drops new single

Fresh from the brawl he had with his estranged girl friend,Empress Njamah and the near fight that was averted recently between the artiste and his producer,K-Solo;Egberi papa 1 of Bayelsa recently dropped a new single entitled plantain boy.The song takes listener back to his humble beginning when he sold plantain for his mother before music brought him fame and fortune.He also emphasizes on how much his life has changed,how rich he is now and thankful to God for 'His blessing`stressing that even though he is now well-to-do,he remains that humble plantain seller.

Li-lo hung out with burglar

LINDSAY LOHAN burglar saga has taken a dramatic hoist.Apparently,the man arrested for breaking into her LA home NICK KRUGO,is a close acquaintance of the actress.Several people who worked with li-lo on her flop 2008 movie Labour pain spotted Krugo"hanging out on the set with Lindsay",one claim they met up at least 10 minutes during the shoot.Lindsay was left in shock last month when she returned to her hollywood hill abode late at night to discover it had been raided.The safe was ripped out and several expensive items including jewellery,bags and shoes were pinched.Meanwhile,Lindsay lust for life in the fast line continue unabated.

Beyonce threat to gig fear

A right-wing muslim party claims the star's sexy outfit and provocative stage routines are immoral and a danger to the young.They are threatening to take action to prevent her staging a show near Malaysia capital Kuala lumpur scheduled for octobes 25 as part of a world tour.Two years ago Us beauty Beyonce,28,had to pull out of a gig in Malaysia over similar fears.The pan-Malaysia islamic party said".This performance is not suitable for muslims-her attire and behaviour on stage are immoral.

Pammi nips out to Nz show

Pamela Anderson was letting it all hong out at Auckland fashion show.And she had designer RICHIE RICH falling at her feet.The former baywatch babe took to the catwalk in nothing but transparent scarf and pink thong,showing off her famous assets.And she gave the audience a rearly good view as she flashed her well toned buttocks.Blonde Richie came a cropper after opting for rollskate on the runway,and suffering a spectacular fall.Pamela and co-designer were launching their swimmer range .A*muse by Richie Rich on the fourth day of New Zealand fashion week.Yesterday she posed in a similar pink scarf at a press conference and exposed her tattoed back.Looks like the collection might be inspired by a classic fairy tale.The emperor's new clothes.

Dita flaunts her Arc de Triomphes

Biker chick....Dita Von Teese.Anything KATE HUDSON can do,Dita Von Teese can do with less clothes on.Hot on the heels of kate's classy Harper's bazaar shoot in paris,burlesque beauty Dita hit the french capital to pose for the mag's latest spread.Unsurprisingly,exhitionist Dita took a different approach to the job.Despite wowing in a flamboyant skin-concealing dress,the brunette naturally opted to flash the flesh for much of the assignment.Clad in stocking,suspenders and only a bra beneath an angular black jacket-gaping open,of course-Dita worked her magic as she perched seductively on a bicycle.Many would give their right hand to trade places with the lucky saddle.

Pattinson gets head smashed

ROBERT PATTINSON really would do anything for rumoured girlfriend KRISTEN STEWART-even if it means getting his head smashed in.The teen heart rob,who plays vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight franchise,suffers a blow to his skull in nail-biting sequel New moon.

Pamela's pant rant for the seals

PAMELA ANDERSON knows how to get her message across-especially when it's written all over her famous body.The former baywatch blonde squeezed into a tight boob tube and a pair of knickers for her catwalk cameo at designer RICHIE RICH's AMUSE show.With the seal Hunt suck's scrawled on her top,pammi did her bit to protect the lovable sea creature while gyrating her body and plumping her flowing locks at the Toronto,canada,spectacle.Fun loving pammi also bumped bums with pal Richie during her shower of confetti poured down on her,earlier in the evening,the former playboy later gave dinner at PETA charity meal plenty to get their stomach's rumbling.Even when she's lending her support to a worthy cause,pammi can't resist flashing high-earning assets.

Woody and Buzz in trouble again

TRAILER:Tom Hank and Tim Allen response for the third instalment of Toy story 3.The hollywood hotshots have reprised their roles as woody and buzz in the third instalment from pixar.The film follows the trials and tribulation of the gang as they have been donated after owner Andy went to college.I'm one scene,buzz need to be reset after an accident-but end up being re-programmed to speak spanish Mr and Mrs potato.Head are also in the movie again,along with old faves Hamm,Rex and Cowgirl Jessie.Toy story 3 is due to hit screen next summer.

KYLIE MINOGUE got in the zone for her us tour-by going on a week long meditation retreat with her boyfriend.

The Aussie songbird began her jaunt around the US with a show in san francisco on wednesday.But just days before with her spanish model boyfriend ANDRES VELENCOSO,she holed up at the retreat near barcelona.I'm told:"she was nervous about the tour and Andres suggested a retreat.The loved it and now meditate together every morning and evening.

X-rated Zeta-jones strips off

CATHERINE ZETA-JONES has traded in hubby MICHAEL DOUGLAS for a younger model.The welsh actresse has hopped into bed with hunky co-star-JUSTIN BARTHA- nine years her junior.Their new flick,The Rebound follows a 25-year-old blake who start dating a mum of two after she hires him as a babysitter.But art doesn't quite initiate life,as wrinkly Michael is an impressive 25 years older than his wife.

Rihanna is a bloody thief

Wrestling legend Paul Heyman was blasted RIHANNA for copying his idea for her latest photoshoot.Paul-the former boss of Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW)-says there is an uncanny similarities between her latest single cover and old album of his website pointing out his image-featuring a grappler known as sandman-was released back in 1998.And paul said its pretty obvious this was copied from.From the barbed wire and the right arm up in the air to the blood dripping off the logo.

George snubs gay stripper

George clooney sat dumb founded when a gay stripped to his undies and begged him for a kiss yesterday.The dare devil flasher interrupted a press conference at venice film festival to tell George promoting his new movie,The men who stare at goats.He was in love with the suave actor.But before the nutty intruder declared his lust for the star,he tore off all his clothes-his black tie and white briefs.He then shouted into a microphone:"please take me,may i kiss you please.Just one kiss.A bemused George did his best to make light of the situation and let the obsessed fan down gently.

Playboy Hef get a divorce

Divorce proceedings of Kimberley Conrad and Hugh Hefner.Playboy creator hufta hefner has filed for a divorce-11 years after his wife seperated.The 83-year-old cites irreconcilable differences with former playmate KIMBERLEY CONRAD,47.Kimberley who har two kids with hefner sued him last for £3 million over the sale of a home.He denied owing anything and want to reduce his support payment in the petition at LA's superior court.Hefner and conrad married in july 1989 and has two sons,Marston now 19,and 17-year-old Cooper.They seperated in 1998 and she moved into the house in Holmby hills where she lived until it was sold.Hefner,who said he is furious about her lawsuit because he has paid her everything he owned her,more than £7.3 million since the seperated also claims she cheated on him in the early days of their marriage.

Lindsay No-han

You wouldn't usually put LINDSAY and arrange Hill in the same sentence.
But the actress evoked memories of the Tv kids legendary mid 80's.Just say No campaing yesterday when she hit Beverly Hills brandishing her own anti-drug message,waving a peace sign as she wandered around in a pair of tiny denim hot pants,the party animal wore a T shirt emblazoned with the words "JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS"
Several stint in rehab have clearly taught party-mad,heavy-smoking Li-Lo a decent lesson or two.
Mind you,she apparently hasn't learned how to properly apply sun lotion.
Waiting for a plane at Zax airport later that day,Lindsay lit up the terminal with a painful looking red face.Atleast she can save a bit on the electricity bill over the coming days.

Dad saved me from drug hell

Lady gaga says her dad saved her from a cocaine addiction after quitting uni in 2005.The poker face singer revealed some tough love convinced her to give up the class A drug which she began taking after droping out of university in 2005 to seek fame.She said,"my father is a really powerful man,a telecom guy.So he looked at me oneday and said,you're f***in up,kid.And i looked at him and thought,how does he know that i'm high right now.And he never said a word about the drug,not one word.But he said,"i just wanna tell you that anyone you meet while you're like this and any friend that you make in the future while you're with this thing,you will lose.

Fuji star,Wasiu Marshal hospitalised in canada

Fuji star,King Wasiu Ayinde Marshal popularly known as K1 De Ultimate is currently recuperating at the Trillum Health centre,Mississauga for surgery.Meanwhile the operation was succesful would keep him out of public for about six weeks.

Keanu to take paternity test

Actor has agreed to undergo DNA test after a woman claimed that he's the father of her four kids.Karen Sala,46 filed a lawsuit against Reeves has vehemently denied sala's kid-all now in their mid-twenties are his,and has been fighting given in to her demands and will take a paternity test in the next few weeks to determine whether or not he's the father.

Lady GaGa's got good vibration

Lady gaga says he has little chance of finding a boyfriend because of her hectic work schedule.However the singer admits that she is finding other way to relieve the tension of being a single girl,she said.I am single and a workaholic and very lonely."But i'm good,me and my vibrator are very happy.

Playboy up offer on Linsay

The men's mag have reportedly offered her £550,000 to bare all-nearly doubling their previous offer.And it looks like money talks,as Li-Lo is now considering the offer.A source said"playboy has been asking her for years,but it's only now she's excited about doing it.The mean girls star has previously posted topless for New York magazine.She recreated MARILYN MONROE's famous last sitting photoshoot.

Singer Lady gaga has blasted rumours that she's hermaphrodite as" ridiculous".

Her real name is Stefani Germanotta was responding to internet speculation about a controvesial concert video.She also said in a recent web blog",i have both male and female genitalia,but i consider myself female.But gaga,23 told oz's matt and jo show;i ve made fun of it before,but to talk of it is ridiculous

Angelina lesbo lust for Liz from lost

The film beauty songs lost actresse ELIZABETH MITCHELL in sizzling scenes jolie,34,liz,39 played lovers in 1998 tv movie Gia.Now film bosses have released an uncensored version of the true-life tale in crystal clear high definition.Angelina played tragic supermodel GIA CARANGIA who contacted Hiv from a needle containing infected blood and died in 1986 age just 26.Liz,lost's juliet burke plays her on-screen lover Linda.Jolie also strips in her stuning photoshoot scene and look picture perfect.

Linda set to sue the hulkster

Tension between linda bollea and ex-husband hulk hogan reach breaking point.Linda bollea-mother of their two children Brooke,21 and nick,19-has been embroilled in the bitter divorce battle with former WWE superstar.The battling pair ,who both have new youger partner,finally reached a settlement .They were both happy with a few weeks ago.Details have not been disclosed,but 49-year-old linda was said to have delighted with her side of the deal.But it seems hulk,56 is not sticking to his side of the agreement.According to report,linda has filed a motion in pinellas, county superior court,florida for the enforcement of the confidential marital settlement.Linda claims the legendary wrestler has failed to release her beloved Harley Davidson motorcycle and pay her £140,000 which was due earlier last two month.She want hogan to also foot the bill of all her transport and attorney fees.She also filed a request to have hulk incarcerated,if he failed to comply.According to legal document,their divorce settlement include Linda getting"exclusive possesion and ownership of her mercedes Benz,Cardillac escalade,Corvette and Rolls royce.

Paris hilton has webbed feet

WE wouldn't put anything past PARIS HILTON, but robbing Spider-Man of his footwear seems one step too far.
The ditzy socialite wore the netted shoes for the Las Vegas launch of her new sunglasses collection last night
With her feet open to the elements, even the lightest of showers en route to the party would have left her skin drenched - and no doubt her mood soured.
Furthermore, she must have recoiled in fear of broken toes every time a heavy-set guest at the Hard Rock bash stepped too close for comfort.

Thunderbird Rihanna showoff fabolous style

RIHANNA wins prize for the most daring paris fashion week outfit -looking FAB in a get up straight from Tracy Island.The mind boggles at those goggles and teamed with a pair of thigh -high boots.I'm wondering what experiment lab technician Rihanna is preparing for.And she left to the imagination with an earlier outfit which wen SEE-THROUGH under the camera flash.