Bruce Willis is offering up tips
on how to kill a wolf with your
bare hands in a new survival
article.
The action man tells the new
issue of Men's Journal magazine
how to impress women, what
not to drink on a heavy night
out and the vital information
every father should pass onto
his children - but it's his precise
wolf-killing skills that will
impress most.
He suggests the first thing to
do when attacked in the wild is
to give the wolf your arm.
He explains, You've got to lean
into it, stick your arm all the
way down his throat. He can't
swallow it because he's
gagging on your arm.
You reach in, you grab a
handful of something - guts,
the back of its throat, whatever
you can hold - and pull it out.
And try to avoid those claws
while you're doing it.
Willis insists he's a wealth of
manly information like that.
He adds, If I ever get out of this
acting racket, I'm going to be
(TV self-help guru) Dr. Phil's
competition. Except I would be
the alpha-dog side and tell you
how to kill a wolf with your
bare hands.
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