Posh goes hopping in Paris

VICTORIA BECKHAM's ability to around in treacherously high stilettos in normally equal to her husband skill at bending a ball into the net.But,during a visit to Paris on Thursday,her hells finally got the better of her.After visiting mega department store galleries lafayette,she returned to her hotel with a shoe down.Posh is due to fly back to LA this weekend to be reunited with her son and David.Earlier,the LA Galaxy star flew into his adopted home town with pal GORDON RAMSAY.

Amy's after you Olly!

The rehab singer,26,thinks Essex lad Olly is a dead singer for ex-boyfriend Alex Haynes.Amy's dad Mitch revealed her secret on Tv show which is on website live.He explained"she said to me:I love him dad.She really like his looks.He looks a bit like her old ex Alex."But Amy is tipping Stacey Solomon to win and was furious when Simon Cowell compared her to a wedding singer.Mitch added:Amy loves Stacey.

Beyonce exec checks N-Dubz

I squeezed behind the mixing desk at London's shephered's Bush Empire with MAX GOUSSE,one of the top men at Def Jam,to see DAPPY ,TULISA and FAZER treat fan's to a killer set.I've been to few gigs this year that have so crackled with excitement and that have had such a diverse audience.Squeezed into the concert hall were shrieking,hysterical teens,giddy teenagers and a fair number of twenty something fans united in their admiration for three young Londoners who have come from nowhere to conquer the music scene in 2009."We never had a pot to **** in,"announces Dappy,while sporting a reliably ridiculous hat,"But thanks to you lot,it's all changed.Number 1 and strong again,which featured CHIPMUNK,were rendered with muscle while Mr Hudson's contribution to current single playing with fire was incendiary.Papa can you hear me brought tears to many an eye before a triumphant need.You signalled the end of a starling shift.

Umaga's final flight with Britney Spear

The pop singer bumped into the former WWE Wrestle Mania headliner when they shared a flight from Australia to America.Britney-now back in LA-remembered Umaga from a wrestling story line he was part of with her ex-husband Kevin Federline and John Cena on Raw.She was returning from a series of concerts down under,where the grappler had also been in action is part of the Hulkamania tour.His last was on November 28 against Ken Anderson in Sydney.The wrestling observer reports:"After the match,Fatu returned to the US on a flight with both Ric Flair and Britney Spears.Spear recognised him even before Flair,telling him she knew him for when he worked with her ex-husband."Umaga,real name Edward Fatu,died of a heart attack a week later,aged just 36.He was due to return to the WWE in January,subject to passing a drug test.He was fired in june for falling foul of the company's wellness policy and refusing to go to rehab.The WWE have been criticised by fans for not marking his passing at all on this week's raw.There was no video tribute on graphic with many assuming Vince mc Mahon's group are trying to distance themselves from the large number of grapplers who have died young.However some wrestlers-including Chris Jericho and Primo Colon wore black arm bands in Umaga's honour.

Li-lo's private party

The mean girl actress in an array of edgy poses for Muse earlier this week.And now here's an even raunchier batch -taken from video released by snapper.Yu Tsai under the title Lindsay's private party and put on his website.She poses topless while lighting a cigarette in one shot and is snapped lying down with a male model covering her modesty in another.The troubled star is no stranger to saucy shoots.She recreated MARILYN MONROE's last sitting shoot for New York magazine last year,which again saw her pose in a variety of nude shots.It seems the actress once dubbed lazy Lohan might have finally found her calling ....

Walcott on the write....

The Arsenal and England winger,20,has been snapped up by a top book publisher after he penned two stories for fun about a hero school boy....who happen to be a soccer wonder kid.His inspirational tales-poised to hit shelves next april-were last night hailed as "full of action and passion,Theo who is working on turning the book into a series,confessed last night that the adventures of school new boy Tj mirror his own life.He grinned:"many of my experience as a young footballer will be relieved by TJ in the stories.The winger whose school nickname was TJ and who scored more than 100 goals in his one amateur season for AFC Newbury -is hoping his books will prove to be rip-roaring yarns that also appeal to girls.His passion is to get kids reading.Gunner starlet Theo-who was just it when he got his England call-up-will see his book printed under the Corgi label.His already proud of mum lynn is over joyed.Philippa Dickinson,boss of Random House children's books said."Theo is incredibly talented.We are thrilled."A source said:"it is every kids dream to be to be selected to play for then country because Theo managed it so young he is a huge inspiration to kids everywhere.

Beck's farewell to his grandad

England hero Becks asked spurs to hold the event for life-long supporter JOE WEST,who died last week.David,34,was supported by wife VICTORIA,35,who flew in from LA.To honour his jewish grandfather.David a blue skull cap and the Tottenham Hotspur club tie both Joe's,it is believed.A family friend said:"spurs meant the world to Joe.He used to take David to the games when he was a boy.It was the one last thing David could do for his beloved grandad."Joe died aged 83 last week at his home in Islington,North London,after a long battle with cancer.

I was with my boyfriend...but fantasising about women

LADY GAGA admits she can't stop lusting after girls even when she's with a fella.Though the poker face star has never fallen in love with a woman,she's revealed all about her steaming lesbian past.So much so,sleeping with women was all she could think about the last time she dated a man,speaking on us to titan BARBARA WALTERS,she said:"i do like women.I've only been in love with men.I've never been in love with a woman.That's what (poker face)was all about...why when i was with my boyfriend,was i fantasising about women?I've had sexual relationships with women."meanwhile lady G has revealed her father cut ties with the outrageous star after he first watched her perfoming live and feared she had a screw loose.She said:"it wasn't so easy for my dad,especially in the begining ."we didn't talk for months after the first time she saw me play .My mother told me he was afraid i was mentally unstable.

Pammi's a girl about towel

The former Baywatch babe dashed around Malibu in what many would have mistaken for a towel wrapped around her body.Her unusual dress also featured a tie at the front,making it even more authentically towel-like in appearance.All that was missing was the soggy hair and the bare feet.

Russell charmed married Gwen

The body language between GWEN STEFANI and RUSSELL BRAND is appointing to one place-his lair.Thankfully for Gwen's fella,BUSH FRONTMAN,GAVIN ROSSDALE, Russ has opted for the quiet life with KATY PERRY.Russ,Gwen and Gavin met up at London's Berkeley square ball.

Ho ho Hilton's a father figure

THERE must be plenty of men who'd rather see PARIS HILTON than a podgy beauty fella coming down their chimney on Christmas Eve.The socialite is clearly feeling all festive judging by the LA launch of new siren perfume last night stepping out in a pair of stockings that drew attention to her toned legs,Paris turned the concept of cuddly St Nicks on its head.Put another way,if she decided to open her own grotto that be more men than kids queing up sit on her knee.

Busta's £45k for bottling foe fan

Rhymes,37,is accused of splashing ALEX DUNCAN with water and pelting him with two bottles after he saw him leaving one of his gigs.Mr Duncan claimed he was at the gig to see rapper fabolous and left after he failed to appear.The 32-year-old also told a court in New York,US,that he was he was punched by Rhyme's bodyguard.Rhyme's failed to turn up at any of seven hearings-prompting a judge to award the payout to Mr Duncan.A lawyer for Rhyme's-real name Trevor Smith jr-said the star missed his court appearance because he had not been properly notified.Ron Hart,who represented Mr Duncan,said:"It looks like we busted up Busta Rhyme.